25 April 2005

We Are The Sultans Of Swing.

Nooooooooooooo!!! Today is the last day of the holiday! Noooooooooooooo!!! I know, back to school, waiting outside Rm 42 for hours on end waiting for Mr Ham/Dr Ham/Captin Ham/Stephen Ham/Michael Ham/Captain Faroway (delete as applicable) to turn up with the register, long queues at lunch, too much homework, stupid English essays with no point, pointless tests, stupid teacher quotes and the Year 10 exams start in 11 days (well it is if you do Art).

I also did some more Art, finished the Chemistry and endeavoured to complete the horrible Maths Stats GCSE Mock with questions like:

"A coin is selected at random from the green bag and placed in the yellow bag. A second coin is then selected at random from the yellow bag and placed in the green bag. A third coin is then selected at random from the green bag and placed in the yellow bag."

I actually sat at my desk for five minutes trying to think why you would actually do this in real life?!? Who is actually sad enough to sit there count coins, place them in two bags, then remove one from one bag, put it in the other, take one out from the second bag.... WHY?!? And also why are there those ironic questions in tests which ask you about tests and having to work out if so and so is better at French that Physics...

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